is the orange man alive still? in my country of growing up, that man would not be alive still. he would have the chop in half. creative hair though but big guess it is just luck with his hair. is it my birthday?

I will taste a fruit while I wait. gravity helps it in. gravity helps it out. gravity on my turkey. gravity on my toast. the beeping. why?

what makes the beep sound? it keeps going. I cannot find my arms in this fruit grouping but my ears work to hear a beep that will not end.

You like birds. I like donuts.

Update: I can eat only 12 apricots a day. More than 12 apricots gives bleeding eye.

TOO MANY robot staircases at this hotel. Too many nerd people with #railsconf plaques hanging on their neck.

this hoodoo fellow talks so fast. making my chest tingle. #railsconf

I hire people to shave yaks. Some yaks smell like pickles. #railsconf

shaveable. #railsconf

.Donald J. Trump These are introductions of myself to you. You are the new America CEO. I am Otto. We both have golden toilets. Friends?

I have accepted delivery of a talking toilet. Where will it go? It sits there in front of the elevator. I will need to use it soon.

@271828180xC8 I cannot direct a message at you because you do not follow me. For that, you will be wise to double your offer.

this is my new computer phone. i speak at it. hello listeners. how do i make it show my pictures? ok make me dinner now. wake me up in 8 min

tweet. push tweet. click tweet. i don't want to touch it it's electric. because it buzzes with an energy. send tweet. now i am angry phone

i give up. why can it not listen. i pay a little old lady to push the buttons. she listens. I yell "flush the toilet" and flushing happens.

Hey siri what are these lips?

i made this new pet out of cooked beans. a sculpture. it resembles a slug i used to keep nearby. i will taste it later. let’s call phones ok

how to make siri call a tooth doctor. search. call tooth doctor search. search. hey siri telephone the teeth doctor go. is it ringing? hello

this is a too small phone and doesn’t work if i have beet halfs being eaten in my mouth and i am telling the siri demon what to do. bad idea