@mrhtou Yes i did

I think someone just urinated on me, no my mistake it was just myself

Spent valentines day nursing a sick cat, might be a ferret.

With this snow it will be hard catching enough seagulls to make some of my world famous soup (bin contents+stones+seagull+meths) #Inverness

I have so many keys, being old and i keep finding more that people have thrown away #keymaster No idea what any of them open? #inverness

Come on Peter, its your turn now and i should tell you i have an infection #Inverness

Should i start blogging again?

Thanks for the feedback, its great to know no one gives a shit.

decrepit erosion, its just screams fun decrepiterosion.blogspot.co.uk

That will do pig, that will do decrepiterosion.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/best-w…

I think the theme of the blog is set, its going to be very poor even by my standards BOOOOM!

Standing with a milk bottle clenched between my buttocks with a coat hanger sticking out of it. Free electricty #lightning

#HIFRS Derelict sofa destroyed by fire, extinguished using 1 hosereel jet.: #Inverness dlvr.it/1p9n2g

@XplosivBadger Steve Sidebottom thats nothing, have a look at this old trout #PeterMackenzie primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/upl…

@XplosivBadger Steve Sidebottom I miss the #fishing, no so much the tangled tackle and a smashed in ring piece #PeterMackenzie

So who won then? Was it Wales, bet it was! #euro2012

I could have been a professional dancer. If only i never lost my toes due to chronic alcohol abuse.

Toes Are Overrated Anyway.

Derelict sofa! To me that was like posh hotel.