My pilot is FIT. I need to examine why this makes me trust him less 🧐✈️

Update. Fell asleep. Burnt to a fucking cinder. 🦞

Sleepy, sandy boy 🌞🏝️

To the Spanish twink at Stansted Airport who charged me £72 penalty fare for having an expired railcard, I still would. Call me.

Hahaha! I forgot about this! Happy Easter Y’all!! 🤣🐣

Just ascending the escalator at King’s Cross, minding my own business, when the gentleman in front of me farted directly into my mouth, unprovoked. He moved to the left and ran off. I retched so loudly and violently that I’ve had to book a vocal massage.

Happy St Patrick’s Day!!
I’m not Irish but you can still kiss me 🤗❤️😘☘️🇮🇪💚🤍🧡 xx

I’m re-opening my 1-2-1’s to new students! 5 years experience teaching Acting Through Song at Mountview, sitting on various audition panels; I’m a dab-hand! If you have rep or material you want to work on in a safe, fun, high energy way, then drop me a DM and we’ll get to work ❤️

What a joy finally getting to share a stage with Bonnie Langford ❤️

There’s a small chance he might be a homosexual. 👀💅🏻

Spoke to a lovely preacher who was sitting next to me on the plane. He’s building a church by hand. He was particularly interested in my film and Oscar Wilde’s legacy as a gay icon. At one point I think he was speaking in tongues. There’s a 40% chance I’m now a Baptist Minister.

BRB, just off to the World Premiere of my new movie in the US! 🇺🇸🫢🎬🍿

Do any Chichester based friends have any digs recommendations pretty please? 🙏🏼 xx

Look what the amazing Nina Cook 🎼🎭🍷 and Amy-lou made for me for Valentine’s Day! Oscar the bear! I shall love him forever 😍🥰🌻🧸 x

This looks bonkers and fabulous from Oscar Conlon-Morrey !

Good Morning Cherubs 🤗

#DailyLaugh

“Art and soup should NEVER mix”
- Andy Warhol (probably)