Are you going to #Augtoberfest? Tweet about it and tag us to pick up a free shirt at the event Saturday! Foolproof Brewing #experiencepawtucket

Have you ever been over that bridge in Delaware? Nice job, Delaware! I guess that's where the toll money goes. #delawarebridge #whiskedaway

I can't believe Pam's going to marry Roy. I wish they hadn't canceled The Office after season 2. #theoffice #jam

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Chipper Jones must be really horny right now. #chipperjones #atlantabraves #horny

once a nigga starts his sentence off wit "u know i never ask you for anything" u know some bullshit is up next

"I would luv 2 shave yr legs 4u... all the way UP" - Chipper Jones #chipperjones

I hope all my friends in Hinesville, GA are having a grrrreat August!!! #hinesvillega

I heard the water tastes funny in Muncie, Indiana. #munciein

Climax Blues Band had more than one hit, you know! #climaxbluesband #couldntgetitright

It's not easy being Orlando Jones. #orlandojones

The head is the most important part of the body. #thehead

You can get a good cup of coffee in Springfield, Vermont! #springfieldvt

I hear they love them pancakes in Kent, Washington. #kentwa

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Shout out to all #brolandos who are secretly ladies! Thanks for all your support!

#redsox are in LA, can't they make a quick trade for Josh Beckett to come out and pitch on crutches or from his wheelchair or something?

Post gishwhes sadness :(

I kind of want to be Orlando Jones forever... #brolando #orlandojones

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