It’s a meya.

I think Spotify and Tinder should team up to create a dating service that pairs you up based on your music listening preference. Call it Spotiguy and hit me with 2% of profit.

Dude it’s pretty crazy that that one dude produced the Beatles and then went on to write game of thrones.

Baja blast after using Listerine. Mistake!! #bajablast #tacobell #blah

#CollegeLife #Solocup

Don't fuck with my dinosaurs mar @AngellovesCello Jenna Johnston

"I just got axed to sing at a wedding today." The things I over hear. AXED?! Violent much? #wedding #stpaul

All of the Manley gear!! #music

"Boobs are not for noobs. Only not noobs get good boobs" Scott abanto

I'm doing it guys!! I'm tweeting!!

@ksticken2010 "I'd rather listen to a jazz cd... on mute instead..."

You are like a little jumping bean, you do flips, you wibble, you wobble , and you don't fall down haylee donley

"First of all... Awe fuck why do I have to be a baby sitter..." Over hearing Chopper at work is fucking hilarious. #Chopdaddy #Chopper #Fuck

PSA announcement. Chopper just tried BOPPIT for the first time in his life and got a 3. That is all. #chopdaddy #chopper #boppit

I forgot about the Pegasus Pig from Avatar #avatar #Pig

Jerry gets stuck on a never-ending group text. “You used to be able to avoid people! Now they can choose to live in your pocket forever!"

So, I'm in class, trying to pay attention. But Carlee McKee is just eating an apple. Loud as heel. How am I supposed to learn about Jazz??

Wore a onesie to a party, now I'm drunkingly trying to figure out a butt flap. #PARTYTILLYOURUGGSFALLOFF #rowdyAF

Have you ever made a donut with a chord progression? #turtlepower #orion

Get your hand out of someone else's cookie jar. Respect is a two way street. Read the powdered sugar on the wall. #cranberrycrowd