'Careful, fries are hot' is not a warning. It's an invitation.

makes u wanna click yes just to unlock the special cutscene

Yeah it's a bubble

I've now been alive to witness the 'Everything is HD' era and soon 'Everything is AI' era

Dear women and LGBT+ followers, would you feel safer in Florida or Saudi Arabia? Just checking.

I should call her

Masterful gambit sir

Now THIS is news coverage!

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Oh man this is gonna do laps around anti-car Twitter

Threads like these are why I can never log off here

It lands because it perfectly nails your empty, performative bullshit

You don’t practice your own theory of change, and I don’t blame you. It’s a bad theory!

Lmao imagine 'sleeping' that's what girls do. GAY

Subs vs. doms

Please god make it stop

The second you say it too loud in public that you're a developer. These people swarm you like flies on shit

Oh no

FreeTaxUSA is the way to go. Intuit is a garbage company.

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