Hey Orangin if you need anything, we're here. A fresh batch of OJ? Tech review? A hot shower? Maybe a bucket? You seem just as confused as we are about this track.

Another satisfied customer. youtube.com/watch?v=8o-bM2…

Hey @TangerinRanger next time we ask you to do a radio check when you're out on the track, please don't rickroll us. We thought some script kiddie had gotten into the system.

Hey Orangin we got a line on some ice cream from the Gliding Glaciers. If you beat Yellow Eye tomorrow, you can have some.

There's a lot of nervous energy on the farm right now as we prepare to send the whole team off for the Marble League. There's also plans for a M1 victory parade, but we're trying to avoid finalizing anything until after this weekend.

It's parade time! I just hope we have enough time for a proper celebration before the team takes off for the Marble League!

Sadly, oranges do not make for good cider...

I'm probably as relieved as anybody else that a date has finally been announced. Now we can finally start making holiday plans around here.

Gotta break character for a minute here, but Orange County, on which our farm is based, is suffering a double whammy right now as Governor DeSantis makes a play for power. If you're in a position to make some noise at the right people, please do so. x.com/RobertMaguire_…

Stop sending us this stuff trying to make lewd implications. We cross-breed all the time on the farm and you don't say a word, but as soon as a couple of world-class athletes become interested in each other...

It's always a little melancholy, taking the holiday decorations out of storage. Knowing that you'll have to put them back too soon. But oh, how beautiful they'll be for that short time. I also caught myself staring at the trophy case, wondering when the next one's gonna come.

As we enter into the multicultural winter festivals, we at the farm just want to wish everybody a Happy Holidays.

Well, guess now that the Pinkies have finally gone and won a Marble League, we can resume talks to start growing their weird pink-flesh oranges. Everyone, welcome the Cara Cara to our extended family.

Dreading the day when we have to ask @TangerinRanger to operate heavy machinery during a large-scale renovation.

When we got some of these in the mail once, we thought it was a joke at first. But these were some of the best we've ever had.

Gonna get Snarl and Mary a Pyraminx as a gag gift for their anniversary. I thought about a Rubik's Cube at first, but that seemed a little too on the nose.

Gonna paint all the easter eggs orange. So much rage.

Just loaded up a shipment!

I didn't want to come out and admit this, but activity requirements on Twitter force me to do so. Go follow me on Kinnowin O'ranger (C) I inherited the account and I'm more active on there anyway.

I've had nothing to say for a while. I still don't. Just...what is going ON with this place lately??