Ishii is the best.

I guess surprise?

Oh boy, tonight. #AEWDynamite

For a second it looked liked it was on my shoulder and made me feel. Tonight. All Elite Wrestling #AEWDynamite

Meeeeeeow

I’m gonna eat a cookie and rizz it up. Tonight. All Elite Wrestling #AEWRevolution

I’m a chaotic good lazy science dude. I don’t know. Tonight. All Elite Wrestling

Last night, I sat in a theater with my friends and watched The Naked Gun movie and it was the best I’ve felt in a long time. Every second of it was funny. Naked Gun Movie

I thought I sent the correct file type to graphics. Guess not. Oh well. Hey, what’s up?

October is spooky season, and usually the season I win Championships. For real, you can look it up. AEW Dynamite is tonight.

It’s Homecoming, but like going back after a long time and you run into your old bully but he’s like bigger, stronger and meaner. So, yeah. Tonight.

Let’s Conglomerate On the Tailgate Brawl, ya know? You know you want to.

Tonight. Oh boy.

"Three points is three points. Doesn't matter how you get them. I'm gonna get them." EXCLUSIVE: Orange Cassidy is moving forward in the Continental Classic with determination.

Good thing you didn’t have to Riot.

When little man wakes up and puts his socks back on please tell him great job.

The 24th and 25th. The Continental Classic regular season ends.

Tonight. Classic Eve. Ya know?

Of course. Final night tonight. AEW Continental Classic 2025.