Amazon? Yes, I have heard of it. Heard of Google, @UnstableForbes?

Hey, @UnstableForbes. I work for Google. And no, you're pretty young.

Just chillin' with my home dawgs and all, @ChronicRedHead.

Why are you always so horny, @ArguteRevenant?

[[Winds one silky strawberry blonde lock around my digit before releasing it and allowing it to spring back up.]] @CandescentXenon

[[Folds both arms over myself tightly with a smug smile forming.]] Yes, I have my own office. @UnstableForbes

[[Droops peachy brims and blows them out in a faux pout.]] You're even sassier now, @CandescentXenon.

You could also look at a mirror and get the same thing, @ArguteRevenant.

My followers number is teaching me how to count. One, two and three.

[[Tweaks one of your rouge cheeks to further irritate @CandescentXenon.]] Bubby.

[[Weeps.]] Why are you so indecisive, @ArguteRevenant?

I guess you could say that, yes. Some even say I invented the term. Mad Queen

What did I do to get this love, Mad Queen and how do I keep doing it?

It seems so. Not that I mind, Mad Queen. At all.

Totally awkward, Mad Queen? [[Scoffs, dark irises rolling bluntly at your statement.]] Oh, if you think that's awkward...well.

[[At the sight of the coloured tint of rouge on Mad Queen's porcelain cheeks, I raise a tentative hand to ruffle up her hair.]] --

-- Why are you blushing, Mad Queen?

[[I quirk a brow in Mad Queen's direction with a simple roll of my shoulders.]] Does it bother you that much?

[[Raises both large palms in a surrender, backing up a step.]] Okay, /sorry/. Mad Queen

#HappyBDayDaphne - Birthday to my one and only.