I have the sort of rich inner life that can only be attained by being unattractive in middle school

Map of who is better at recording battles

i want this in my pinned so

do not confuse my decades of niche esoteric terminally online scholarship in the schizo mines with your recreational npc meme tiktok slopscrolling

ITS NOT NIHILISM IT IS HOPE. IT IS AMBITION. HE IS NIETZSCHE'S UBERPENGUIN

personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time

Me leaning over to an attractive woman any time any place for any reason: "this all happened in metal gear solid 2"

how it feels to contribute behind-the-scenes facts while you & your friends watch a movie

It's better than that. The full moon was on February 1st, so it's a perfectly-aligned calendar month with a perfect lunar alignment as well.

The Jason Mewes horror multiverse

i think Akira Yamaoka hit the nail on the head with the Silent Hill fandom:

how does this help cure the patient bro they were doing anything on that show

quando o sam raimi usa a câmera do demônio de evil dead pra fazer o POV do javali

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T ROMANCE ARGENTA IN ROGUE TRADER???

While I don't actually think Return to Silent Hill qualifies as a traditionally 'bad' movie, Mariana hit the nail on the head about how the 2000s were the last cultural moment when people were capable of appreciating B-movies. youtu.be/lRjd2Yb46oM?si…