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The week at The Comedy Cellar Vegas was like non-other - great audiences, comics that hiked at day and killed at night, knitting backstage, fans who showed up from around the country, and cold plunging in the Colorado river instagram.com/p/DJIW-oWAfci/…

But just to be clear - I am enough. But haters will be haters. Also Happy 19th day of the Omer. instagram.com/reel/DJK8mBpA-…

I fully respect that meds save lives—this is not about that. This is about the fact that multiple licensed professionals have mentioned that I am,in fact, a group project no one signed up for. But I’m doing my best. Like…a solid 87% of the time Maybe less instagram.com/reel/DJWvlu7Aj…

If this were a different life, I’d say I’m running from something. 👀 instagram.com/p/DJafODygtJG/…

My child doesn’t know his liquor. And the truth is I was totally off my game that day, because I prefer vodka. instagram.com/reel/DJcxzI0AE…

If you ever find out I died by throwing myself out of a second-story window at a Hilton Garden Inn, just know—it was God's plan for me. instagram.com/reel/DJpsKOqg-…

I’m sure you remember the super fun, award-winning storytelling show The Liar Show with Andy Christie from days past at Cornelia Street Cafe in NYC, around the country, and twice at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival… right? Well friends, it’s BACK. instagram.com/p/DJsC3yAyGbH/…

For anyone who's ever side-eyed a ‘Believe’ sign at work — this one's for you. instagram.com/reel/DJurYJEyq…

They say you never really know your friends until you have a baby. And I’ll drink to that! instagram.com/reel/DJ75jG-g5…

What is it like to be a working parent on the road? I’m just catching up to what Mother’s Day is/was now. And frankly 10 days later is not that bad! instagram.com/p/DJ-Va4rgMqO/…

New Clothes! I received a box through the Try-On Package Program meg that was curated just for me and I LOVE IT. I own many meg pieces - but these new ones are making me feel pretty damn chic! instagram.com/reel/DKAyaR2Ag…

This was a particularly fun but super weird and chatty crowd. When I travel, people always stumble over my first name, but if they ask me how to spell Eisenberg - I know who doesn’t live in that town. Turns out Texas would like some more Jews. instagram.com/reel/DKN7WdXA_…

Seattle was so hot the gum wall was melting. What a killer show The Moth stacked with comedians, and real life heroes including Brian Turyabagye’s life saving invention of pneumonia detecting jackets - being used to save lives in Uganda right now. instagram.com/p/DKQjj_9AW6Y/…

Just saying if we all bounced back, maybe we wouldn’t need therapy. hmm. instagram.com/reel/DKSbwV2Ay…

I’ll be limping hmm on to stages all this month so COME see me host shows / headline stand-up shows / do NYc club spots / tour with the Moth / host, tell jokes, interview celebs @nantucketfilmfestival And yes, this is “getting some rest, doctor.”

Should all therapy have an expiry date? Or at one point there’s a graduation ceremony? instagram.com/reel/DKfyCMDgR…

How long have you been together? The equation is Time Together x Time in the Same Room / Freakouts to the power of Deep Seated Resentment. Cheers! instagram.com/reel/DKkKbpXg5…

For this Canadian gal, connecting with someone in the front row at New York Comedy Club who works for the National Hockey League is like talking to a GOD, until you really parse out what he does. But if you need ice time, that’s your guy. instagram.com/reel/DKx1JDXAI…

You know what gets moms through the day? Coca Cola. Oh yeah baby, you can taste the difference. And that’s *exactly* what I’m actually talking about😈 instagram.com/reel/DK2Feb4gk…

I’m taking the jitney to the Hamptons for a big show - my debut at the gorgeous Bay Street Theater. Come see the comedy that my Grammerly app identified as “insightful, hopeful yet bleak” 🤣🤣🤣 Sat June 21st 8pm Abby Washuta opens! baystreet.org/performance/op…