Just Putin this out there...DHS is also responsible for ensuring election integrity. The 'border' bullshit is a red herring.

The #ETTD countdown has begun

By 'big lifts,' Johnson is referring to the shoe lifts he borrowed from Trump in order to look slightly less like a demonic munchkin.

Just a little off the top

McConnell criticizing Dems about impeachment is just funny (and total bullshit).

Besides, he said all he had to say when he wouldn't vote to convict Trump after J6. GTFOH.

News from batshit country:

<sips coffee>

Narrator: Bullshit. It'll be an October nothingburger.

'Yeah, I mean Trump's gait and diaper. Red carpet stuff. And Melania, she just doesn't care which is so her. You know, I'm partial to wearing the husks of dead rodents. When I'm not pinning them to my mannequins. My beautiful mannequins. Trump loves them. He told me he does.'

Yeah, no. I'd trust the judge's opinion on a gag order here more than a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer.

One of the many concerns I have about Trump being prosecuted...His fate will be decided by 12 people who couldn't manage to get out of jury duty.

This stock is looking a bit...Drowsy.

The only war he's in is the one he's having with reality.

<sips coffee>

He sounds tired. Maybe he needs another nap.

Trump sleeping in the courtroom brings new meaning to fighting woke.

A lot of folks are tweeting about #SleepyDon and yup I'm one of them.

LOW ENERGY

If you're in the media and still referring to Trump as 'norm-shattering' like he's some sort of rebel, you're doing it wrong.

Love how MAGA mistakes prosecution for persecution.