Sahweet. Glad I didn’t have to pay 60$ for a resold amiibo

I miss my yellow snes…my parents were heavy smokers

My best friend was literally about to throw away a Wii U and a Wii with a bunch of games until I offered to buy it. She told me they’re old garbage and refused any money. Anyways this one goes out to you Carolyn.

The most common thing fans ask Harrison Ford, according to him, is whether Han Solo or Indiana Jones would win in a fight. Curtly, in a recent interview, he puts the debate to rest: "I don’t want to fucking make shit up like that. I mean, what are you asking me that crap for?"

I have like 15 nicknames for this dog

Basically my trap house

Never got to share all the cool stuff the resident evil 4 collectors edition had for the statue

Alicia asked what I wanted for my birthday and for some reason I wanted the least ergonomic controller ever made.

4 was the best

Just accepted my first 6 figure job offer. This is the biggest milestone in my life!

Leaving my old job on a good note

X going to give it to yah

Dressing like a dad forever now.

Tornado in Massachusetts? Your move this year Boston Bruins

Horror legend John Carpenter says he's "not a master of anything" and would rather play video games, watch basketball, and eat popsicles. bit.ly/3MhFPeR

I walked off and rage quit for the first time in my life yesterday. Uncertainty is always anxiety but I’ll be damned if I’m treated like I’m sub human. Sometimes money isn’t everything.

People of X. I want to see your dogs in their Christmas sweaters. Here is Kobe in his. Thank you

Kanye West spent $7m on a Super Bowl commercial but $0 on the production and filmed it from his phone instead

My mom passed away last night at the age of 57. She was ready, but we weren’t. I prayed for days for a miracle but here we are.

Turned 34 yesterday with a baby on the way in January. Time to have a midlife crisis and do a podcast stream