guys I'm deleting this account

im so happy my phone lets me rename my apps

i made a satirical narry tweet but an actual narrie just retweeted it

since this one's x now, could someone make Twitter again?

Threads: Twitter's going up in flames so instagram stepped in only to inevitably go up in flames

Phil Lester If it hits 10k RTs we’ll try to get it renamed The Phizzler.

ever notice how half the straight men who are willingly going to a Harry Styles concert look a little bit like him?

i can't sleep while listening to music because i feel too many emotions and start living in imaginary scenarios, no matter how soothing it is.
A podcast in a calm voice is way more helpful.

when he's not back on ig yet so you're collecting posts and reels that you'll spam him with once he reactivates his account 🙃

Biggest downgrade in human history

i have volume 2, but i need volume 1.
Twitter do your thing please 😭 i literally cannot find the same vol 1

when you pass 12th and get 96 in comp so people are lining up to buy you stuff>>>

imma make a directory

i started writing a new song and im so fucking excited about it like this shit is a bop

I'm using an external keyboard to type rn it's so weird.

praying the korean place i just ordered from doesn't forget the broth for my noodles like they did last time 🤞🏽

shoutout to tes for being a real one and the only person reading my tweets ily

i left Twitter for a while and returned with a bunch of hot takes. who wants to hear em?

made my account public again. only a matter of time before I find out if this was a mistake.