Bret Colloff (@onetee) 's Twitter Profile
Bret Colloff

@onetee

Lead Software Engineer. Guitar player and music writer. All tweets composed by static fed into a typewriter, mine.

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calendar_today18-02-2009 15:53:37

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Marco Rogers (@polotek) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

jordan (@jordanuhl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

guy next to me on the train is watching pawn stars on his iPad and every 30 seconds or so he throws his head back and let's out a long "wowwwww." he's never seen bartering like this before. his mind is blown. genuinely love this for him.

M. Night Shyamalan (@mnightshyamalan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Played Cards Against Humanity with the family. My sister-in-law picked this card and gasped. She didn’t choose my answer as the funniest and I lost to my brother-in-law.

Played Cards Against Humanity with the family. My sister-in-law picked this card and gasped. She didn’t choose my answer as the funniest and I lost to my brother-in-law.
METALBIRB (@metalbirb1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Prog is going to make a comeback this year. Sleep Token, Periphery and hopefully The Contortionist, Tesseract, Aviations drop their albums too. If so… then 2023 will be the year of prog.

Trint (@trinthq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Join Trint’s CEO and founder @JeffreyKofman for a new podcast – StoryTech. Learn from iconic storytellers across industries and generations about how technology and innovation shape the way we tell stories. Episode 1: Game of Thrones director Jeremy Podeswa #podcast #storytech

Trint (@trinthq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Listen to episode one of StoryTech to hear @JeffreyKofman talk to visionary director Jeremy Podeswa about bringing HBOs most successful series, Game of Thrones, to life. Download now on all major podcast platforms. trint.com/storytech #podcast #StoryTech #GameOfThrones

Listen to episode one of StoryTech to hear 
@JeffreyKofman talk to visionary director Jeremy Podeswa about bringing HBOs most successful series, Game of Thrones, to life. Download now on all major podcast platforms. trint.com/storytech 

#podcast #StoryTech #GameOfThrones
Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don't know if this is a troll or not, but with all apologies to my many wonderful, highly skilled "Architect" friends, I tend to think it's a bullshit role. 🙃 I believe that only the people building software systems get to have opinions on how those systems get built.

𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐲 P67 (@tomkiely_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fall Out Boy fans: “This song changed my life forever” Fall Out Boy song title: “You’re Like a Mexican Magician the Way You Counted ‘Uno… Dos…’ and Then Disappeared Without a Tres”

Jessie Frazelle (@jessfraz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unpopular opinion: Any engineer afraid AI will take their job must have been pretty "meh" in the first place, since any good engineer knows the job is to automate yourself out of a job and move on to automating yourself out of the next job, over & over again til the end of time.

Kate (@thingskatedid) 's Twitter Profile Photo

today i was down, so i walked three miles home, and on the way back i tried to find enough colourful things to make a rainbow. it's a good trick, it makes you look for small good things, and then you're glad when you find them. thread-o-photos 👇🏻

today i was down, so i walked three miles home, and on the way back i  tried to find enough colourful things to make a rainbow. it's a good  trick, it makes you look for small good things, and then you're glad  when you find them.

thread-o-photos 👇🏻
Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ok, anyone who got suckered into the "full stack engineer" kerfuffle owes it to themselves to read this excellent rant by Richard Seroter. "Redistributing workloads is a critical step in optimizing resources..." cloud.google.com/blog/products/…

𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ (@dekubrush) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)