Noted.

No matter how many times your therapist insists snugglehorses aren't real... her assurances won't save you from the reality.

Will she be providing said mea- Ahem. Heroes?

Needy hag.

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆, 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃 100% 𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐁 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 & 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍

Ancient.

...this would need to be thoroughly tested, to confirm.

Perfect. Then she'll have her fantasy, soon enough.

New horse who dis?

/ I know it's you, dummy. Issa meme. Glad you're still around, dork. ♡

Where!?

Forceful bathing followed by the horse re-education camps.

Time for you to have your eyelids taped open while watching every episode of Uma Musume. And the movies.

/ UK user here. T'is not the end. Your account will be rated and either deemed 18+ or not. If it is the latter, you can appeal with an age verification method. They're also working on getting the age verification process set up so you can just do it from the start to begin with.

/ Nothing bad, usual thing happening where people didn't follow the news/understand what was about to happen, then overreact when it does. It'll settle down within a week or so.

Snugglehorse is no longer asking. She's taking you to DM and making you into her mare... you always wanted foals, right?

Mwah!