A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

Sooooooo, how’s everyone feeling about 2025 thus far?

There, fixed it for him.

Since fact checking is off

Bout to go down in a ball of MFing flames. Stay tuned for Mrs Pillows grand announcement.

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Nice ad hominem Hegseth now go look it up since we are all sure you don’t know what it means.

If 2025 was a pizza topping it would be pubes.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: A Statement by Jersey Tidwell, Intern with the Florida Senate Democrats and FSU Student, on the Florida State University Campus Shooting

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how can we possibly be expected to do our actual work under these conditions

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

This is the first day Elon finally made Twitter great again

He’s gonna threaten to deport Elon next.

Now I realize what the feeling has been these last few months watching these two bozos slapping each other's backs, which is that feeling you have at a big expensive wedding that you know will end in divorce.

Babe, wake up! Two giant pieces of human garbage are fighting on Twitter!

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. This isn't something an old fashioned duel couldn't fix

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