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Jay

@onefinejay

Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.

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calendar_today16-03-2009 03:41:39

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Andrew Fleischman (@asfleischman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today I learned that there used to be hundreds of coffee shops in London in the 17th century but the coffee was pre-made, stored in a barrel, and boiled before serving. It must have been the worst fucking coffee imaginable.

Karol Markowicz (@karol) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love when this guy comes out, like he did after our Venezuela strike, to say the UK played no role. NO SHIT. You're a complete nobody on the world stage, WE KNOW. You don't have to keep telling us.

CoffeeBlackMD (@coffeeblackmd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Morbid obese patient. With obesity hypoventilation. Needs emergency surgery for a strangulated hernia, in septic shock, killing them. Can’t close the skin. Limited options for central line placement. Difficult to get accurate blood pressure readings with the big arms,

Sunny (@sunnyright) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here’s your reminder that even if you don’t support the strikes, that doesn’t require you to become a propagandist for a brutal and hostile Iranian regime that murders dissidents by the thousands. The latter is your choice.

5.🪐 (@luvhuss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

so I'm at this bar that has a $10 min on cards & I only spent $9, so the bartender was like "you could get a peanut m&m shot for $1??" And I was like "sure whatever go ahead" and tbh I wasn't expecting a shot glass full of literal peanut m&ms but l am the opposite of disappointed

Fr. Evaristus Bassey (@frevaristus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My Caucasian brother-in-law had an amputated leg. He died after I had already become a priest. I don’t recall ever going to church with him whenever, as kids, we went on holidays to my sister who was married to him. I started offering Holy Masses for him after his death. Then one

Señor Editor Ed Combs (@talledcombs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's in contact with you whenever you're wearing pants, and yes: some wallets are more comfortable than others. The range of stuff guys have to carry is wild, too. Some can do the clip thing, others can't. If you have one that works and is comfortable, you stick with it.

Jay (@onefinejay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If we do strike China it will be in a manner the world has never seen, just as this strike on Iran was unprecedented and unfathomable to the world heretofore. Americans have always done war one of two ways: - repeatable and reliable - man-made horrors beyond comprehension If we

Jay (@onefinejay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was upset on Monday morning because I had a *seven* pound gain from last Saturday’s 191lb. Woke up at 195lb, which is the first week I trended up in a while. I didn’t let it get to me though. Still brought everything to push & hamstrings day, ending with a great pump.

I was upset on Monday morning because I had a *seven* pound gain from last Saturday’s 191lb. Woke up at 195lb, which is the first week I trended up in a while. I didn’t let it get to me though. Still brought everything to push & hamstrings day, ending with a great pump.
RodeoProfessor (@rodeoprofessor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

American, never let foreigners shame you about how we protect our wildlife. Americans invented the field of wildlife biology (Aldo Leopold) integrating biology, ecology, and management. We were the first to create a national university system (starting with the University of

Jay (@onefinejay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m out at The Pearl in Annapolis with friends and I take my bomber jacket off and a twenty-something lady beckons to me and says “you? BODY TEA” and it made my night and I may be homosexual and all but I’m never going to forget it; also look at this awesome mirror they have

I’m out at The Pearl in Annapolis with friends and I take my bomber jacket off and a twenty-something lady beckons to me and says “you? BODY TEA” and it made my night and I may be homosexual and all but I’m never going to forget it; also look at this awesome mirror they have
7213 | Ejaaz (@cryptopunk7213) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ok sam altman dropped some truth bombs about the whole pentagon, anthropic, openai sitch overnight and tbh it’s VERY eye-opening: - important: said the pentagon *wasn’t* trying to modify how models behave (but they request you don’t “interfere with operational decisions” for

RodeoProfessor (@rodeoprofessor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Erm erm erm ackshully America didn’t set aside the first national park, it was [insert name of irrelevant country].” Yeah I get this Reddit claim all the time it’s a hallmark of someone looking to grind an axe about US politics rather than make an accurate claim about

“Erm erm erm ackshully America didn’t set aside the first national park, it was [insert name of irrelevant country].” 

Yeah I get this Reddit claim all the time it’s a hallmark of someone looking to grind an axe about US politics rather than make an accurate claim about
Jay (@onefinejay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s kinda cool how a few years ago the precipitating tension in Top Gun 2 was the rise of drones and the decline of the fighter program and here we are, with the F-35, piercing that tension in real life

eigenrobot (@eigenrobot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

fact check FDR undefeated. from mid 1944-1945 we bombed something like * germany * austria * france * italy * hungary * romania * bulgaria * czechoslovakia * poland * holland * denmark * greece * yugoslavia * japan * china * korea * taiwan * burma * thailand * most of indochina

fact check FDR undefeated. from mid 1944-1945 we bombed something like
* germany
* austria
* france
* italy
* hungary
* romania
* bulgaria
* czechoslovakia
* poland
* holland
* denmark
* greece
* yugoslavia
* japan
* china
* korea
* taiwan
* burma
* thailand
* most of indochina