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Other people’s problems are not your problems. And your problems are not other people’s problems. The more you absorb those two concepts and act accordingly, the happier and more successful you’ll become.

You know Amazon told that guy he had to pay for that van!

Hey Subway® I guess when you order a coke with your meal you charge a $.50 premium I wasn’t aware we have to supply our own coke. I got my sandwiches, chips and 2 empty cups delivered. Tried to call restaurant no answer and voicemail not set up. Subway eat trash!

I’ll be headlining the Dead Crow Comedy Room Friday, May 31st at 9:30 pm get tickets here: deadcrowcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/267456

Friday, May 31st at the Dead Crow Comedy room I will be headlining the 9:30 pm show get tickets now!

This weekend at the Dead Crow Comedy room check out the local comedians headlining all weekend long!

Oh me, well I’m into banal sex.

I don’t want the most lethal fighting force in the world, I want to go to the doctor.

🗓️SAVE THE DATE🗓️ We're excited to announce, "From Wilmington, With Love," a hurricane relief concert on Oct. 29 at 6:00 p.m. at Greenfield Lake Amphitheater featuring benjamin folds, musicians from western North Carolina, and other special guests.

Trump & Vance: “Look how tough we are!” America: “Ok, it’s time to cancel this shit!”

The United Spites of America.

The stranded astronauts watching another Space X launch failure.

👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

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How long before CBS & paramount offers Andrew Schulz the Stephen Colbert spot!