Feels quite mad he’s only 25.

Would love to be annoyed at that goal but all I can raise is a smile

This is so bad as a look for VAR. He’s not obstructing and is probably onside anyway?

Shite from Van Dijk there. Nowhere near aggressive enough

How have the coaching staff allowed us to play 5 minutes with 10 men there?

5 wins in 18 league games. 4x last minute winners/equalisers conceded in that time. Failed to beat Leeds, Burnley, Sunderland, Forest at home. 2-5 on aggregate in those games. Not sure it’s tenable for much longer.

Zubimendi there, distracted thinking of the Basque mountains

MOURINHO MASTERCLASS

Has Curtis Jones taken a shit in Slot’s garden?

Rice doing that about 60 seconds after pulling the team together to lock in after scoring is superb

Absolutely moronic from Neto, you could see it happening as soon as Martinelli picked the ball up. Braindead

There’s got to be a small nation that rock up at the World Cup with the longest throw at the tournament. What if Haiti suddenly start launching absolute missiles into the area from the halfway line against Brazil? Have they got a plan for that?

That pen miss is probably the most predictable thing I’ve seen all year

Zubimendi doing his best Gravenberch impression there. In other news, Alex Scott should be further ahead of Mainoo in Tuchel’s World Cup thoughts.