Feeling slightly down during #Lockdown2? Come by the Mosque of Oliver, and be enlightened by his greatness!

Yesterday, one of our devoted followers gave away much of his wealth to those in need over at the Ramsay Parish. His magnificence Jamie Oliver provides to all, even those who would turn their backs on him... #Snakes

In an expedition funded by the Mosque and blessed by the magnificent Oliver, we have uncovered what we believe to be the final resting place of His Holiness' parents... This archaeological marvel has us feeling #blessed!

Gordon Ramsay can suck my DI-

This is not the kind of accident that the Mosque of Jamie Oliver takes lightly. The person responsible has been spoken to, and force fed 117 healthy school dinners as a result of their misdeeds. We will do better.