Last night Vans Warped Tour THRICE covering NOFX

Happy #NationalPuppyDay to the best cuddler and food thief Pixie the Doxie!

I am literally dying. #Worlds2016

The only part of the #NBAPlayoffs you need to watch. 🐶🏀

When you read a dissertation and they used "there" instead of "their".

This gif is very responsible for my decision to get a Dachshund over other dog types.

There needs to be a pizza place that delivers dog-sized pizzas made of dog food.

Picked up Pixie the Doxie from grooming today & they mentioned that she's a handful. Oh I know, maybe she needed a bath or maybe I needed a break 😉.

The defaults for DOB for your pet on the PetSmart website seem a little off, but hey, gives us goals, right?

#lokistagram will be missed 💔💔 instagram.com/p/vXUBCkt_ww/

Had a heated conversation with one of my best friends today, nope not politics, we debated Agile. 😂

@jodibenavidez I would like to see yours also. Man this election is kinda working out for Green Day 😂

I might have to stop watching events live.

OMG someone just asked me "do you know who Patrick Stewart is?". I feel so misunderstood.

Happy #NationalPuppyDay ya'll!

Truth. Plus leaving the 10-course seafood wedding to buy a bag of Fritos at a convenience store. x.com/BuzzFeed/statu…

If you're taking BART today, don't!

Since I tweet my BART experiences: Today a total stranger fell asleep on my shoulder, woke up and did it again.

I wish the CA DMV had a Pre✅ line. Waited 2 hrs today just to get a number... to wait more.