because of the election my petition closes end of this month & it won’t reopen. I’m so upset as don’t think I’ll get the number required for a response.This feels utterly fruitless all the effort for 3 months cut off. Need 10,000

Please sign and share petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6559…

7 years ago I dared to do Kim Woodburn on here…

Colin from Portsmouth on the General Election

Rishi Sunak faces a tough question on crime from his mate cosplaying as a council worker. #generalelection

Car manufacturers, save drivers from getting sore throats by adding a button that says 'The size of that pothole!' when pressed.

I don’t think Simon Case was actually ill, it’s just that the human intestine is so long that it’s taken him until now to crawl out of Boris Johnson’s arse.

Thrilled to announce I’ll be appearing in a new play written by the multi-talented Paul Unwin
Directed by the wonderful Jonathan Kent Chichester Festival Theatre
Set amongst the big hitters of The Labour Party at the end of World War II as they try to topple Churchill & build an NHS
And a GE, too!✊

Me and bro 1977 ...That Love Is couple were EVERYWHERE in the 70s! Does anyone know if they are still together?

'Tell me, Nigel, what was it about your seven previous attempts to become an MP that made you decide not to take part in the upcoming general election?'

Damn….
Better cancel my order then!!

Isabel Oakeshott Don’t tell me he’s handed you 100,000 WhatsApp messages…..

Time for a change...
#Larry4Leader #YesWeCat #GeneralElection

Feel good hit of the summer...

Nigel Farage has stated that it isn’t the right time for him to stand in July’s general election. In other words, he knows he’s got even less chance this time than in his previous seven failures. He’s off to crawl up Trump’s arse instead. I hope they bore each other to death.

this is objectively funnier than the Cameron ‘doo doo doooo’ video

📞'Starmer hasn't got a chance! He's focusing on trivial things like an NHS in crisis, sewage in rivers, record numbers of small boats and children in poverty. But Sunak...Sunak knows what a woman is!'

Colin from Portsmouth is right behind Rishi Sunak, Westminster's Susan Hall

Microplastic is stored in the balls.

'I once got so excited that inflation had dropped slightly that I called a general election.'

Darren McCaffrey(SkyNews) is forcibly removed from a Rishi Sunak campaign event.

#GeneralElection