This might just be the GREATEST dad W of all time 😎🔥

Autism on steroids

Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.

Who says classical music is boring... It's the perfect energizer!

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God literally warned us about December 2025😬🚨

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Belgian Malinois , These dogs are absurdly intelligent. No place safe for intruders 😳

Crystal clear glacier melt water in Alaska 💦

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“A Not So Merry Christmas”🎄🎅 . . . Crime Case Files S2 EP10

i'm convinced the most interesting software of the next 5 years won't come from engineers it'll come from designers and artists who finally have the tools to ship the creative artisan arc is here. still early. new project with @anthropicai on Claude 🧡

"Happy 2026! May your resolutions last longer than your holiday leftovers.

Rare Pediatric Diseases in 2026: Why 95% of Kids Still Have No Treatment — And What’s Actually Changing open.substack.com/pub/davidojeni…

I just wrote my first note on Substack substack.com/profile/402089…

Built a Type I-F CRISPR predictor because most tools ignore Class 1 systems. Early v0.2 with Monte Carlo R-loop simulation. Repo: [github.com/MaskedAndroid5…] Curious if anyone else is working on overlooked CRISPR subtypes? #CRISPR #biotech #syntheticBiologists

The Next Mind: Why “Artificial Intelligence” Is Already Obsolete open.substack.com/pub/davidojeni…