“I’d rather be stuck in a forest with a bear instead of a man.” Are you fucking HIGH?! 😅🫣

Whenever I visit the UK, I subconsciously start sprinkling in a British accent here and there. Wtf. 🤣🤣🤣

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The absolute RELIEF that you, in fact, did NOT lose your strength during your first legit gym session after a very indulgent 2 week vacation. 👏💪

Happy Mother’s Day to all my fellow mamas ❤️🤗

I just heard someone say that 1991 was 34 years ago and I’m personally offended.

It’s a superpower, really.

No matter the chaos/upheaval/anxieties that life can sometimes bring, one thing is constant and certain… Donuts are the fucking best.

Does anyone…..ANYone…..have very healthy, functional IT bands? Because I’d like to point out that you are a special unicorn and I’m really happy for youuuuuuuu 😭😭😭

IMMA STOP YOU RIGHT FUCKING THERE BYRDIE…

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only person on earth who thinks Diet Coke is the absolute worst 🤔

I got “Stoner” 3 times in a row so I guess I’d be chill but dead 🤷‍♀️

What a night…this band never ceases to break your heart and simultaneously fill it right back up. Until next time. Thanks for the memories Sleep Token 🙏🏻

‘Tis The Season 🧡🎃👻

The emotional rollercoaster that this provided…I laughed, I cried, I reflected. Bravo. 👏👏👏

Hi 👋 I’m 42 today. A few more wrinkles, a few more life lessons, and an ever-growing appreciation for the love and fullness in my life. I’d say that’s a damn good year. 👍 I’m happy. I hope you are too. ❤️

always.

Just learned that “The Big Boy Soap Hockey League” is an actual thing that is televised and I can’t even anymore. 😅