Ooooh. That’s why everyone says “maidenless” these days. Yeah, Elden Ring is great. You were all right. I get it now.

I just watched this 5 times in a row and laughed equally hard every time. Every anime should use the Seinfeld theme.

At around 25+ hours into Elden Ring I finally discovered how to upgrade my weapon. Whoops~ 😗 Better late than never! I’m doing way more damage now and feeling like the most badass knight in the land 🛡️🗡️

Loving reminder I’m over on BlueSky if you want to join me there 💜 It’s increasingly feeling like my “main” social media platform.

Mittens, I love that you enjoy watching me play video games, but could you find a different place to sit?

I know TBC means “To be confirmed” but my dorky ass still always reads it as “The Burning Crusade”

Time is weird. I was just thinking that The Last Of Us feels like a fairly recent video game, only to check and see that it’s over 10 years old.

I’ve started noodling around with my ideas for a magical girl TTRPG again 🎀 There are a lot of magical girl games around now, but none have ever scratched that itch I have for a PreCure inspired game I want to run. So I figure why not buckle down and try work it out myself?

It’s happened. After buying each game at launch, but never actually playing them for more than 15 minutes each… I’ve gotten into The Witcher ✨ Witcher 2 to be precise. Though I’m currently stuck on a boss fight so stay tuned to see if I give up and skip to the third game 😗

Right? It’s baffling that a man with more options for his free time than anybody else on the planet puts his energy into trying to convince strangers he plays a lot of video games. It’s such a staggering level of insecurity. Dude, just go to therapy.

Any tips for introducing a mature cat to a new kitten? 😽 We’re fostering a kitty to see how Mittens gets on with them. Since he’s a former street cat who has never lived with another cat we’ve no idea how he’s going to react. If he behaves we’re going to try adopt the kitty 💖

Yeah, fuck this website. Find me on BlueSky 💜 I’m also on Threads/Instagram as OhMiaGod too. Plus Steam and Twitch, again as the same username. Considering recent events I just don’t want to use Twitter anymore.

Happy birthday to legendary actor James Hong, Hamilton supporting character George Washington, and meeee~~ ☺️🎈🎂 🇺🇸 The only present I’d like from you is to leave this hellish website and join me on BlueSky 💖