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Sammy Inc

@ohforfucksam

My superpower is modesty

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There once was a man from Limerick - Who wanted to write a new limerick - He couldn't think of a rhyme for limerick - So he just used limerick - It wasn't a very good limerick.

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Ladies; when choosing a nice sun hat, please keep in mind the one you pick has already been tried on by 100 dads embarrassing their kids in the store.

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Here Is the full list of things you have heard the word "nursing" being used in relation to: - nursing home - nursing a baby bird back to health - nursing a beer - a semi

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What if as well as minimum wage there was minimum raise. Like an amount employers legally have to raise your wage on top of the minimum wage increase every year of working for a company.

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"400 notifications!? Someone has a lot of friends!" No, Susan, I have a lot of anxiety and 4 months worth of unread messages I'm not replying to.

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I just invented the "danger rank". when queue times for games are long, increase your odds finding a game by searching in two or three different games at the same time. When one finds a match you then quickly cancel the other searches before youre forced abandon one and lose rank

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Scene: in a dystopian future a man is doom scrolling on the shitter. His smart watch buzzes to remind him to move. Reality comes crashing back to him as he realises how long he's been sitting there. This is based on real life events that happened to me just now.