Sometimes you just want to ride a giant fish through the night's skies with your BFF.

I hope Chris Pines plays me in a movie, he's got my expression down.

No.

Telling Buzz that the advent calendar is a countdown to the end of the world.

Do the animals get to go to zoos' staff parties?

The Irish word for pound is púnt and this is why you should have some diversity in your marketing teams.

They go thrift shopping together #DarksideDetective

This one.

Guess who's coming home for dinner?

Looks like a case for The Darkside Detective and me...

Is it strange that I want one?

They added our faces in post.

If we hit 1000 reviews I become chief of all police everywhere (that's how a twitter works, right?)

Man, this place hasn't been the same since Jeff Beepboop bought it.

I can't believe they call it viscous and not thickquid.

Scientists are always talking about mass extinction but why do they care if people stop going to church?

Heading out for drinks with the squad later on!

How often do you think the sun thinks about me?

The range on camera drones is getting pretty impressive.

Look mam, I came first in a game show!