I have appointed Pikachu and Hello Kitty as Ambassador to promote the City of Osaka for the 2025 Expo host city.

EctoBiologist began pestering Dave Strider the dick rider EB: hi dave! :B what did i miss at school? EB: i was sick all day and now i'm worried i won't catch up tomorrow

It's December 1st and you still haven't decorated. SHIT "UHHHH DAD CAN YOU HELP ME PUT UP THE TREE--"

"oh shit yeah also merry december 1st its time to fucking lose it stock up that tree nail that sock and stuff those chimneys with your jolly fat men"

"You better watch out, you better wATCH OUT, Y OU B ET T ER W ATC H O UT, Y̸O̢̧͝U͝ ́͜BE͠TT̕E͢͞R̢ ̵̀W͢͏͞A͟T̶C͢҉H̵̨ ́O̸҉̧UT"

Him Float

🔮John's been Kinfirmed

Looks like new animals are arriving in the area! Friendship Levels are also easier to raise now than ever – for a limited time! #PocketCamp

I have a fun idea… Let's all retweet this tweet! If we can get to 100K retweets worldwide, we'll give everyone 20 Leaf Tickets! #PocketCamp_RT

They miss Dave. A lot. It actually kinda hurts.... They've never been in love before until now. And on top of that Dave is like, the coolest guy at school. How are you gonna be able to compete for his attention?

🔮I'm gonna tweet this on all my accounts: If you think there are only two genders, block me. Do it now. My identity is not up for debate.