Older @ImmxrtalPunk

Looking for his boy. "Skylar!"

Comes crashing through the door. "There's my little prince!"

Pauses. "..Well, come give me a hug then."

"I see how it is.. You're embarrassed of me, huh? Ah, it's alright."

"You hesitated to stand up."

Catches him. "That's my boy!"

"Oh, both of your grandfathers were in a frenzy over Halloween and needed some help"

Goes to take a shower. "..Jesus Christ, Jake! Clean up after you've used conditioner!"

"How did-- Jake it's all up the fucking wall!"

"..If you're going to masterbate do it in the god damn shower and not on the fucking wall."

— ; ᴄᴏʟᴛᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀs.

Skips into Skylar’s room with a cake he just made. “Look what I made my precious— JESUS!”

“YOU’RE JUST A CHILD. OH GOD!”

“JAKE, HELP!”