Cuddling you and hugging you during sex in his strong ol’ arms so you feel nice and safe.

The mornings of a plundering brute truly are the sweetest.

What greater start to your morning could there be than the praise of your oafish, axe chucking, lover stroking your hair and giving you out of breath mutters of praise for your generous wake up call? Nothing? He thought so ✨💕

What no will ever tell you is that rebuff skill of his hasn’t been leveled up since Chaldea acquired him years back.

It’s time for bed, but not to sleep. That energy of his remains as one of his… More troublesome aspects.

Knock knock, wake up—

No, he does not have a secret ‘cum faster’ spot located right at the center of his ears, along the ridge, bite lightly and slowly drag your tongue just under it an-

Ortlinde’s genes have him kept so warm that if you drop an ice cube down his back, there won’t be any proof of it by the time he’s reaching around to find it

Out of breath he may be but most certainly, somehow, not quite done…

There’s talk of baby bump wanters and it’s making his genes act up—

Nine. Fucking. Realms. Can this awful season come to a close already? He’s stepped out for all of 3 minutes and already needs a shower. What a horrible time…

As father Odin collects his warriors, perhaps that tendency spreads too to the resident savage.

Shuffling out into the halls tired, bleeding slightly, and covered in lipstick and bites both deep and shallow—

It’s a surprise he isn’t taller the way some girls stretch him out in the middle of their tug of war fights for him—

Orty will huff in your ear and that’s something you just have to accept—

The way they let you hug you from behind and put your hands above their waist, then twitch when you slip it under the waist band of their skirt/shorts/pants, and grab at your wrist with just one hand because if they don’t cover their mouth it’s over-