She slept on Darcy. Oh Gods. Did she drool? Snore? Speak? Grind her teeth?

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Has @OfKloue eaten?

She's /THIS CLOSE/ to telling her mother that she picked a broken one.

She's sending a note to Achelois "Mother, Josh is broken. We need a new one. Love and well wishes, ~ Rei."

YES SHE CAN x.com/TheUtmostZeal/…

IT'S SHOCKINGLY EASY TO BURN x.com/TheUtmostZeal/…

Fun fact: @TheUtmostZeal's bed is warmer than hers.

Fun fact: Darcy is like a living hot water bottle. x.com/TheUtmostZeal/…

Fun fact: Darcy steals the bed covers. x.com/TheUtmostZeal/…

Fun fact: You'd think all that muscle would be uncomfortable but it's actually very comfy. x.com/TheUtmostZeal/…

Fun fact: He's a giant marshmallow that drools in its sleep. x.com/TheUtmostZeal/…

She's been drinking lemonade all day. It's becoming a Problem.

. . . It's adorable . . . Fun fact: She's stolen one of his shirts to wear as pajamas tonight. Thanks. x.com/TheUtmostZeal/…

~ OF ACHELOIS

How does a move night sound to @TheUtmostZeal?

Oh Gods he's eaten someone x.com/OfKloue/status…

He's got to stop EATING PEOPLE x.com/OfKloue/status…

// I got you on notifications, peaches

One day, she WILL. x.com/OfKloue/status…