Just our house?

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It’s truly a soul sucking experience

He's a cunt. Daddy is a cunt.

The mall second shift rent-a-cop

The card catalog is in my pants.

Best wishes and all the luck at my command for your success.👌

Good question

Same

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Happy Sunday! If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

Jupiter is 896,877,763 kilometers from Earth. I can see it.

Happy Sunday! Since Jesus was transfigured if his body was or wasn't in the cave wouldn't matter. Jesus wasn't Zombie Jesus. Jesus was Ghost Jesus.

I believe keeping crazy people out of government would be a good thing.

It's a federal law

The fact that I read this completely the wrong way probably says a lot about me

Writing well is just like this

Okay. Hear me out. IF Spanky can get all parties to the table, and get all parties involved to agree to a REAL two-state solution with a lasting peace plan including a binding agreement for accused parties to attend war crimes trials in The Hague, THEN, sure, give him a Nobel

Twitter Confession. I have, more than once, masturbated imagining what Artemis would be like if she were real. That's like loving her, right?

Keanu Reeves is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. I guess.