He's pretty sure the matching wedding rings are a little more binding than a lick

𝖲𝗈 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇

He’s heard things and isn’t expecting a peaceful night at a gala. She dropped Catalina off with Veronica?

Good. Catch him sliding her gun free and chambering a round before handing it back.

Gaze roaming her features he lifted a wavy lock of her hair and tucked it back behind her ear. “I’m fairly sure you’re the only one who’s ever said that when I put a shoulder holster on.”

“Hmmm” A satisfied and amused little hum against her lips. “If you could have met me at your age...that would have been interesting. It was all guns and jobs back then. Someone is going to be late for the theatre if she keeps teasing...”

Dios mia Yes. Yes he is

Of course she loves it. . . Someone also introduced her to pumpkin spice hot chocolate...

I’m going to take a wild guess that it was the aunt in the guest house. She is old enough now to understand some of both of her cultures.

Innocent until proven guilty... If it's 'diamante' then that is absolutely her sister's fault. I caught on some French the other day and that comes from only one family in Riverdale...

Is 𝘌𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘓𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦. still decorating?

||Hiram taking the time to dig the bullets out and collect the casings You do not fuck with Hiram fucking Lodge.

He’s been thinking... 𝘌𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘓𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦.

Thought you might like to celebrate valentines the same way we did the first time around, let your mother spend time with Catalina and head to Nassau again

𝙞𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚: 𝘚𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘺𝘢 Elizabeth and I were wondering if you would want to bring your family over for a picnic table dinner by the pool tonight.

He hopes to God she hasn't eaten that whole box of candy or there will be no sleeping tonight. . . He will be down imminently x.com/hisbebitax/sta…

When breakfast is served in a Lodge home, it is done correctly and in style.

𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝!

Apparently arguments over landscaping with our eight year old daughter, frustrations over a lack of a certain colour of flowers or too many of another colour, cursing at an owl, extremely colourful late night profanities at fish and not enough customization spaces . . . “

“The racoon didn’t take your money, you agreed to the debt but yes I think perhaps a night without talking animals and a daughter asleep at a decent hour would be appropriate though I can’t say it would remain quiet.”