Stoli is 15 today, just like her mom Martini was. Great longevity for #labrador retrievers. Thanks for extending their lives, IAMS US (Jäger with the birthday kiss).

I spent every moment of my childhood and adolescence being groomed by parents, teachers, preachers, peers and media to be str8 AND IT DIDN’T TAKE, so are gay ppl just better at grooming like we are better at everything else or are str8 ppl just overreacting like they always do?

There is not enough coffee for this day.

Why does Amazon make it SO freakin' difficult to BUY MP3s now?

Getting kicked in the gut by finding out about a death 23 years after it happened, 25 years after you last saw that person, 28 years after you dated, is a new Old Person Merit Badge I didn't even know I didn't want to earn.

I know I'm not stating anything new or Earth-shattering, but was just hit by the fine line between inspirational and toxic positivity on socials.

FYI, your queer friends are not OK.

2 unarmed men took down the Club Q shooter in Colorado Springs. 376 armed officers could not stop the Uvalde shooter. By Republican logic, we should now put 2 club goers in every school in America.

Dear dog-walking person, your Labrador retriever does not need a winter coat in 41° weather.

Sigh. Y'all know they do this on purpose, right? They create and hire BIPOC, queer and disabled people to "appease" us while doing NO MARKETING or PROMOTION and then when it "bombs" they can pull the "we tried" card and go right back to the "good ole days" content.

Got to meet Over here now: [email protected] for a quick sec. on a Zoom call tonight, and I totally fan-girled. LOL.

I made a thing cause I'm sick of it not being explained this way:

"What's happening," indeed, Twitter. What's happening, indeed.

I just finished reading _Juliet Takes a Breath_ by Gabby Rivera, aka Gabby Rivera I wish I had a book like this when I was a teen. My own teen is swimming in schoolwork, but I hope to encourage them to read this eventually. <3

What is more disturbing than your GPS's voice changing unannounced?

If you’re threatened by the LGBTQ+ community’s fundamental right to live open and authentic lives, you don’t believe in freedom and you certainly don’t believe in free speech. You’re a coward whose own identity is so fragile that it depends on the oppression of others.

Just in case: wheretofind.me/@oblivion

I'm doing that other thing. Same @ Might be my last tweet for a while/ever. I've used a thing to help find some of you on that other thing. Hopefully I'll run across more of you. Yay, Free Speech, amirite?!?!? SO much freedom. Need to speak in tongues, but so, SO freely.

Breaking my Twitter silence just to rant that CVS Pharmacy is trash. Spent 10 minutes on hold trying to talk to pharmacy only to be disconnected. On another 6+ minute hold now.