SNATCHES THE PHONE AND TOSSES IT. “I was drunk.”

AN ENTIRE LIAR?? IN OUR MIDST??

A disgruntled noise, averting his gaze. He opened a bad can of worms, he just knows Tonio is going to be ( insufferable ). “Legs are closed. Extremely so. Can’t get them open with a crowbar.”

Text me some crazy shit and then act like it’s my fault. Is this really your Captain America?

NO. YOU WERE NOT.

taste.

almonds are the best, actually.

would she like a massage? he doesn’t want her sore. ah. the hoe-ing of barton, hm? and tonio. he hears barton ruffling his feathers earlier.

don’t take orders from you, feather-head.

if she did that, all of the beauty would be gone. and, really, he’d rather not be stuck with the rest of them.

Consider it a lapse in judgement, hm? The ego certainly doesn’t do the trick for him. The cruelty could do him some good.

Grounded from this ass, actually.

Yes. Yes, it is.

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