I already reported her to HR for putting her butt on my hand. And now this:

#Inktober Day 2: Discover. Fun fact: At some point in college, I really wanted a Marvin the Martian tattoo. I think he was just a cute space USC Trojan. ✌️👽

It's me. I'm that friend. #fifthgradeenergy

#Inktober Day 3: Boots. I think B's sister's wedding was the last time we were all together with his family.

My little chaos agent knocked over my ginger beer and is now asleep on my desk. All is forgiven.

#inktober Day 4: Exotic

The most unrealistic part about this 5 Dysfunctions book is that they're in Napa and having pizza and beer for dinner. Oh come on. Have some wine y'all!

#inktober Day 5: binoculars Day 6: Trek.

#Inktober Day 7: Passport. Or multipass-port in this case. Day 8: Hike. I'm sure it's no Sunday stroll out of Hadestown for Orpheus and Eurydice.

I love Joni Mitchell. But I don't love her enough for $900 a ticket. I don't understand.

#Inktober Day 9: Nomadic. Day 10: Snacks.

It's "Which one of you is a screw top wine?" kind of evening that turns into a "whiskey neat it is" kind of evening because the only screw top is a rose and it's not chilled.

My pink Everlast boxing gloves are flaming off. Didn't quite want to be "that girl" with the pink gloves at the gym. But I'm a sucker for cute! What a conundrum.

You'd better believe I quoted Sar Wars in a business meeting and for once it actually made sense.

I think I'm done here. Not entirely sure I'm going to be active on either Threads or Bluesky either. See you on Instagram, I guess.

Hey #ThaiTwitter: Taking the hubs to Rachadamneon. He just wants to see like one match. We're old AF so...do we bust the door at 6 or do we try and brave 8-10?

Did Meta go boom?

Hey um #LongBeach and #OC, are we on fire? I got the alert...

Came out of X retirement just for this. A schadenfreude this good doesn't come around often. x.com/PopCrave/statu…

Bad math keeps happening.