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Apo Kakamega goon alikua anashikwa anaregret maisha yake😂

Men are crazy bana. 😂 😂 😂

Nggaz mistake solitude for failure. They think if nobody is around, something must be wrong. But separation sharpens focus. When you are alone, you can actually measure your discipline. Midnight became less lonely once I realized it was not isolation. It was preparation.

"I cheated on my bf with you but that does not mean I'll cheat on you if we date"

Am weird af I start laughing when I get accused of something I didn't do

two idiots had sex in the 90's now i gotta feed myself and work everyday...

Blasting my music on my earphones is not enough. I need the singer to whisper the song in my ear or inject the lyrics into my blood.

Playlist on shuffle but all the bangers aligned

Why are most good times always back in the day & not currently

As a man ukinigotea ati 'sasa' unadeserve mavidevu

So women now expect to get paid for their wifely duties

love being lowkey you can see me when you see me

Kutembea na chalice inaonyesha we ni wa juzi

So basically women do swallow paracetamol before HIV test to cheat the results,we’re cooked broh.

what does the “t” in “t-shirt” mean.

Jackie chan ako goated ju stunts zake most zilikua real

Lakini kuna watu hawakuangi serious, how comes unaishi kwa nyumba ya mabati approx rent ni 2500-3500 uko na watoi watatu na bado unapea bibi yako mimba ingine?

So y'all be genuinely in love