When you made up the numbers but no one questioned you

Everyone’s favorite intern

Finally receiving a mega fund offer only at the cost of your sanity

Receiving a buyside offer // working on the buyside

They’ll be here soon

Lifecycle of a finance bro

They’re all stuck up but some less than others

But he’ll get a huge bonus!

Non-targets these next few months

They hate doing actual work

Your MD and his 5th wife

Not a single person has hated bankers more

Me after Me after
finishing my opening my
latest model associates’ backup

“I know the eclipse was all the talk yesterday but where are we on the model. The eclipse is no excuse to let your work slide. We have deadlines” - your mba associate

Zuck is leg pressing 460 lbs 5 months post-surgery. Absolute Giga Chad

When 3 minutes of staring at the sun adds $6 billion to the economy is why America will stay the greatest country on earth

The solar eclipse had me thinking how you were my light in this dark world. I shouldn’t have let my ego darken your sunlight. You were my sunlight in the darkness. What we had was a natural phenomenon. You don’t have to respond. Tell your mom I said hello.

Anyone else hitting this 5-leg parlay?