Be grateful more often than you are needy. This is the secret to a peaceful life.

Streams of people leaving their giant suburban homes for 10-12 hours a day, only to return frazzled and exhausted so they can "enjoy" their remaining few hours dazed in front of a screen. There has to be a better way.

Gratitude is the single most important key to happiness. It’s always that simple.

A survey revealed most women want a man who's handsome, has broad shoulders, ripped pecs, a flat stomach, and a nice ass Another survey revealed that the men matching those criteria also want a man who's handsome, has broad shoulders, ripped pecs, a flat stomach, and a nice ass

A pastor asked children what the resurrection was. A little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue

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Your dreams can come true. Sweet dreams. Goodnight. #Goodnight #GoodNightEveryone #TwitterFriends #Nightsky #quote #QOTD #FridayFeeling

Use condoms: because if she'd sleep with you, she'd sleep with anyone.

I’m following way too many men again and all their tweets start with: You’re depressed You’re lonely Your wife just fucked a dog with your best friend unfuck your life by joining my cult at worstsalespitchever.com I need to make it stop omg

Last time I checked, Gillette still makes pink razors for ladies and blue razors for men. Are you saying men and women are different? (cough)

Ministry of Culture bans all works of US filmmaker Scott Baio, including Charles in Charge, Joanne Loves Chachi, and "Zapped," citing lack of revolutionary content and utter mediocrity.

A question that would only have to be asked in 2018: Is speaking another language Cultural Appropriation??? If so, could someone give me some tips on how to forget or become un-fluent in my second language. Wouldn’t want to offend. #thanks

There is no magical destination we're moving towards. If you don't feel peace in the present, you won't feel it in the future.