Hypothetically… does Iran not have the much-vaunted “right to self-defence” too?

If we’re going to, can we all agree on Denmark?

That happy little socket is the dose of positivity we all need right now.

The sort of people that claim the flag protest shouldn’t have happened last night are the same idiots who think teachers should only be allowed to strike during the school holidays.

If ever there were a result to sum up a week, it’d be this result, and this week.

I'm fascinated by this 1948 Tour de France postcard collection which, when laid out, marks the entire route of the race that year. Has anyone seen anything like this before? the Inner Ring David Guénel

Cass review says that 'prenatal and postnatal hormonal influence' is why there are Boy toys and Girl toys. Well done, 'feminists.' I hope you're all very proud of yourselves.

Two points dropped but could be a lot worse. Out of our hands now. That never normally ends well.

Seriously, Liverpool. Learnt nothing from our last trip to Old Trafford. So dispiriting. Could’ve had three before the break and now pissing the title up the wall instead.

Man United start losing. Their fans start singing about Hillsborough. Sky mute the microphones and don't make any mention of it.

Jurgen Klopp rightly looking frustrated at Liverpool's finishing. This is exactly what happened in the FA Cup game. Finish it.

Because the British right has lost all credible arguments for modern conservatism after the unmitigated disaster of Brexit, so they performatively shit the bed every six months over something like this to remain in the eyeline of the tragic curmudgeons who vote for them.

And to think, the Tories still claim to have credibility on the economy…

Imagine how far to the Right you have to be to look at the current Tory party and think they constitute centrism, let alone socialism.

In some ways, it's no wonder people like Corbyn were monstered as Stalin reincarnate if this is where the window currently sits.

Totally barmy.

Saw Luke Wright 💥 in Oxford last night and the man really is a genius.

If you get a chance, catch his #SilverJubilee tour. One of the best, funniest, most moving and well-constructed hours of poetry you’ll ever see.

I love how much at first listen it sounds like she calls Joe Biden “defective.”

Proof that the best acting doesn’t always take place on stage, or on a multi million dollar film set. This freaked me out as a child, but looking back now, all I see is an insane bit of acting. In 30 seconds, Adrian performs a blinder. And it’s just for an ad. Amazing.

And if every single one of these aid workers was Palestinian, there would be no outcry,

BUT THE AVOCADOS