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Olaf Falafel

@ofalafel

Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: linktr.ee/Ofalafel

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If you find yourself lost in the desert, the best way to locate an oasis is to head towards the Sunsheeeeeeiiiiiinnnnnne.

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Be Here (Sky TV) Now (9pm) My first stand up special The Varnishing Days is on tonight 9pm, Sky Comedy and then available for those nonlinear, right brained folk on NOWTV. Jermaine Jenas mentioned alongside Van Gogh quite early on. Lesson learned, only talk about the dead.

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Went to the dentist for a filling, he gave me coronation chicken, turns out it was a sandwich shop and I needed an optician not a dentist.

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This is the official correct answer in the back of the book but to me it implies that, despite both nearly finishing their pizzas, over half of the pizza (5/9ths) still remains