Under no circumstances, ever, should you touch the window shade on the plane unless you are in the window seat. I have the window seat, the window belongs to me, Ken. Back off!

So good.

In case anybody forgot, Evan Longoria is still good at baseball. Arizona Diamondbacks #Postseason

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS ARE HEADED TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!

HOLY CRAP! Way to go 🐍!!!

Congrats to the Texas Rangers, they earned that one #WorldSeries

What a run… thanks for a fun season 🐍

What’s a word for: more than exhausted? Because that’s what I am…

I miss old College GameDay

One more time for the people in the back.

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret... There are real people behind the brands you love, and the brands you love to hate. They see it all. Remember that the next time you feel the need to make a rude comment… a real person is on the receiving end of that.

.Kurt Spitler: Can you send me a video from first cars on track tomorrow? Me: Who says I’m gonna be there for that?! Maybe I’m not getting there that early! Kurt: Yeah, right… Me: I might not! Also me at 7:25a… ⤵️

“Pay at the pump not available, please see cashier.” *Drives to the next gas station*

Send caffeine…

Nobody asked me… 😑 This is a major bummer! So long open middle seats and rows to myself 🫠

How far into a road trip is it acceptable to break into the snacks…?

❤️🥺

.George Shea is on my tv for the Original Nathan's Franks hot dog eating contest… it’s officially the 4th of July! 🇺🇸🌭

In no world - none - is it ever acceptable to clip your fingernails at the airport gate. Ever. Never. Do not.