Tanner Houck retired the Guardians the 3rd time thru in order in 32 pitches. He also retired Kwan + Giménez the 4th time thru in just 6 pitches combined

He saw the 3rd time thru allegations, and he's writing back

LET'S FUCK GO HOUCK

LET. HOUCK. COOK.

Did... the review guy completely miss the fact that his toe clipped the bag??? Is our review guy THAT incompetent??? You could CLEARLY tell his toe got it when he lifted his foot up

2 more runs, and I feel like Houck is guaranteed to be given the leash for a complete game barring an absolute blowup

CAN WE STOP TRYING TO THROW AT DEVERS??? I'M TIRED OF THIS

Mayer, Anthony, and Teel going a combined 2-12 with 8 strikeouts tonight

If you're ever feeling useless, just remember that Reese McGuire has more home runs than Acuña and JRod combined

Ben Lively is throwing 89mph fastballs, so we're getting absolutely cooked tonight

Hatred towards Joely ended, Jacques is my new biggest enemy

This is the 2nd time in 3 years where the Red Sox have had a player start at least 0-19

Winck has now thrown 79 pitches in 4 days, and 144 pitches in 8 days

Weissert has thrown 66 pitches in 4 days

Both of these pitchers were burned in our 7-2 beating of the the Angels instead of Anderson, using 28 and 33 pitches respectively

What a waste of time this game was

HAVE to find a way to keep this to just 1 run

Good AB, not the result you want

AND HAMILTON IS THE HYDROGEN BOMB I FEAR

Clase vs. Hamilton is hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby

ABREU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Kenley when it's time to close out a game:

It's time 🙏🙏