Today is #NationalBiscuitDay so you're probably wondering what biscuits our politicians are most similar to...

Rishi Sunak = Rich tea - rich but disintegrates when in hot water

Keir Starmer = Viennese whirl - people think they're posh but they're not

Jeremy Hunt = McVitie's

The Conservatives election campaign is seemingly based on forgetting that the Conservatives haven't been in power for the last 14 years. While most voters would probably be happy to forget, I'm not convinced they'll be willing to forgive.

The Conservatives election campaign is seemingly based on forgetting that the Conservatives haven't been in power for the last 14 years. While most voters would probably be happy to forget, I'm not convinced they'll be willing to forgive.

Did... did the cat write the sign?

It's a mystery why the Conservative Party is so unpopular with younger voters...

Nobody born since October 1939 has undertaken National Service in the UK. Those people are now aged at least 85. This policy is aimed at winning the votes of people who never did National Service themselves but who want to force others to do it.

Sunak's having a day off today but never fear, I'm in charge as ever

Four years ago today; feels like a lifetime ago.

Happy #Caturday

The perfect picture: whichever way he turns, Sunak is facing the exit...

John Redwood is stepping down as an MP, which is a good excuse to share this clip of him pretending to know the words to the Welsh national anthem 'Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau' when he was Secretary of State for Wales

Whatever the result of the election, I'll be here to keep an eye on things x
(Photo Anna Botting)