🌒TONIGHT! 🌠

Congratulations, S! Blunderbuss for life!

I did not realize it's been two years since True Biz flew out into the world. What a wild ride 🥹

Before the state of CA takes a snide sh*t on the east coast for reacting to what is many people's first earthquake, might I remind them we also think it's funny when they freak out re: more than two days of rain. But actually in both cases, it's OK for humans to feel surprise!

I read way too much book of Revelation as a child for this sh*t😂

I'M sorry, we're doing earthquakes here in Philly now 😅😅

Was about to fight this speech evaluator lady but when she finally called back I just burst into tears? IEP meetings as retrauma for disabled parents

CODA special: S (age 4) said in English 'starving' while signing STAR+HUNGRY

I actually really love having the boys home for break but I cannot for one more second discuss what they want to be for Halloween 🫠

But if we don't send them to school ill how will they ever be ready to go to work ill?!?

Wonder if MLB ever fixed the see-through pants thing or if opening day bout to take on a new meaning.

I don't want a tiny invisible hearing aid. I want a huge neon hearing aid with an orange flag sticking out the top of my head that says don't f*xking talk to me 😂😂

Missing Jon Henner today. 🩵