Celtic vs Kairat Almaty

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The ball must go forward

This is atrocious

This is like when the monstars steal all the NBA players talent in Space Jam. McGregor and CCV howling.

For fuck sake Daizen how many fucking one on ones are you going to miss at crucial times? Fuck me.

We’d get the football stopped, chronic.

Remove 80+ goals and assists from your front line simultaneously and sit on your arse all summer, then you get this Celtic Football Club beyond shambolic. An utter embarrassment

This has defeat on penalties written all over it.

You reap what you sow. The worst European loss I’ve seen. Appalling.

Legia Maribor Malmo AEK Athens Cluj Ferencvaros Midtjylland Kairat Almaty All in the last eleven years. I don’t care how many domestic trophies we’ve won in that time. There isn’t a club in European football underachieving more than Celtic and people accept it.

Anyone who thinks we can go deep into the Europa League after watching that pish & failing to score against a Kazakhstani team in over 3 hours of football needs fucking lobotomised.

33 goals and 19 assists gone from our team from the forward line last season, not replaced. The guts of 30 million brought in on then in Kuhn and Kyogo, 3 million spent so far on dross, and dross replacing them in the team who were already here. Madness.

As long as we finish one point ahead of Rangers but. Scandalous.

The board are lucky the game on Sunday is away. The atmosphere would have been toxic. And they’d have deserved every bit of it.

We don’t get back to the Champions League for the foreseeable btw, not with the qualifiers we will have to play if we win the league. Get used to Thursday nights and Sunday league games.

When the time comes, I'll watch the derby. We all will. But at the moment, that game feels very small to me. I want our club to be judged in Europe, and that was pure fuckin shite. Worse than I even imagined. Nobody cares if Celtic smash the Huns except ourselves.