A black, horse cock polisher visited japan on board a ship with his Portuguese master once during the 17th century and now Ubisoft is making an entire Assassin's Creed game based in feudal edo era japan with a black samurai protagonist because of that.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

We're going to Mars yet Elon Musk ? Or did another one of your toys blow up?

apple music should be free cause I got a fvcking apple phone

Nashville mayor wants to arrest the manifesto leaker. That’s how you know it’s real.

5 year old is overjoyed to get a sibling and keeps rubbing his mom's stomach and talking to the baby.

His mom already scheduled the abortion. 💀

Wine Aunt vibes.

Yo get this dink out of here. I drive a fucking Wrangler. I need the pump.

No shit.

Kek

The Super Mario movie was fucking adorable. I loved it from start to finish.

Whoops 🚨