Me and my dog have full intellectual conversations about quantum physics sometimes

Fuck Cersei Lannister.

How do i tell my bagel place that one of the ladies makes terrible coffee. And that there's a 1/4 chance they ruin my morning???

Bros hair btw

Producer weekly timeline Monday: damn I suck Tuesday: dam I suck Wednesday: wait this is okay Thursday: ruined it Friday: WAIT this is it Saturday: I'm the best around Sunday: damn I suck

Me when homie has the penjamin button

He's super man. I've always wondered why he didn't just fly straight up and take eye beam guy with him.

How come the opener dj guys always wanna post a video of them standing on the table like they're skrillex during their set like we can't see there's no one there

Ya this is way worse than what that ceo was doing

Norm is smiling down on us all today

If we're on an elevator together and I ask you what floor and you say the wrong floor that's where you have to get off if I already pushed the button.

This is my new favorite thing

No?

God damn don't yall ever get tired of complaining about shit that has nothing to do with you? At least complain about something that involves you.

Here's another question about the scene. How come Riddim djs think they're hood? Like they all act like local white rappers. Can that be explained. What about that genre leads to being a fake gangster?!

Uncle Lazer is so bad he had to do his special on onlyfans😭

Bro I do valet and this ladies husband just started creeping and liking all her Venmo tips to me. Uhoh🤣