Walz tried to troll Vance with donuts, but bought whoopie pies instead ... then something more embarrassing happened notthebee.com/teb9e

WATCH: Trump says he will appoint Elon Musk to head Government Efficiency Commission to wipe out government waste - "this will save trillions of dollars" notthebee.com/article/watch-…

Watch a group of dudes in New York flip over a minivan after a drunk driver wrecked it notthebee.com/article/watch-…

German Navy insists "no deeper message" behind warship's decision to blast Darth Vader theme while cruising through London notthebee.com/article/german…

Florida surgeon sued for allegedly removing wrong organ from patient, killing him notthebee.com/article/florid…

TikTok star tries to trademark viral phrase "very demure, very mindful" after sound clip goes viral notthebee.com/article/tiktok…

Report: Secret Service diversity office sends memo about all-expenses-paid LGBT retreat at Disney World notthebee.com/article/report…

I found the only thread you need to read after that poo-flinging contest about Winston Churchill and Hitler notthebee.com/takes/the-only…

Eagles CB Darius Slay claims players were told not to leave their Brazilian hotel due to crime, says he told his family not to come to the overseas game notthebee.com/sports/eagles-…

Chinese doctors save life of 25-week preemie born during flight to Beijing notthebee.com/article/neonat…

FBI raids homes of two top aides to NYC Mayor Eric Adams notthebee.com/article/the-fb…

Tim Walz's mannerisms sure are something, aren't they? Watch 👇 notthebee.com/article/tim-wa…

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Travis Kelce got a new haircut and I'm thinking he lost a bet notthebee.com/sports/travis-…

Biden casually admits that his “infrastructure” bill was all about climate change notthebee.com/article/biden-…

Associated Propaganda butchered this JD Vance quote so badly that they deleted their own post notthebee.com/article/come-s…

We know all the family details about this week's school shooter, but we still know very little about the Trump or Covenant School shooters. Let's talk about it. notthebee.com/article/we-hav…

Superstar "Christian" athlete Steph Curry says he's voting for Kamala because she's pro-abortion 🥴 notthebee.com/article/supers…